Here’s where Elon Musk can start cutting federal spending — from transgender monkeys to DEI and checks to dead people
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are taking a knife to wasteful government-spending on things like handouts to China, monkey ...
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Those typing monkeys will never produce Shakespeare’s works, mathematicians say
Monkeys will not be able to type the complete works of William Shakespeare, or even a short book, before the death of the ...
Could a monkey randomly type out Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet’ over time? Mathematicians say they have the answer
The research, helmed by mathematicians Professor Stephen Woodcock and Jay Falletta from the University of Technology Sydney, ...
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Monkeys that escaped a lab are a species used for human research since the 1800s
The rhesus macaque monkeys that escaped a South Carolina medical lab this week are among the most studied animals on the ...
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Elon Musk’s federal spending cuts: From ‘transgender monkeys’ to DEI budgets and checks to the dead
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy have been tasked with cutting down $6.75 trillion in federal spending in 2024 under the new ...
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Planet of the macaques? Over 40 monkeys escape U.S. research lab
Authorities in South Carolina say over 40 Rhesus Macaque primates are still on the loose after escaping from an animal research laboratory in the area.
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Universe’s lifespan too short for monkeys to type out Shakespeare’s works, finds study
“We decided to look at the probability of a given string of letters being typed by a finite number of monkeys within a finite ...
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Could a monkey write Shakespeare before the universe dies? New research questions old theorem
The Infinite Monkey Theorem hypothesizes that, given a typewriter and an infinite amount of time, a monkey could in theory ...
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Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds
The calculations were based on a monkey spending around 30 years typing one key a second at a keyboard with 30 keys ...
Monkeys will never have capacity to write complete Shakespeare works, study says
The study challenges the long-held theory of probability that, given an infinite period of time, monkeys pressing keys at ...
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Human stem cell-derived heart cells are safe in monkeys, could treat congenital heart disease
A research team reported recently that heart muscle cells grown from induced pluripotent stem cells can integrate into the hearts of monkeys with a state of pressure overload.
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Universe will end long before the monkey can type ‘Shakespeare,’ says study
As the old adage goes, a monkey left with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time would eventually write the complete ...